June 6, 2011

Mommy’s got a dirty, dirty secret!

It looks like you, Abie , have just discovered Mommy’s dirty little secret! You just couldn’t sleep because you heard some strange noises coming from Mommy’s room — just like you used to hear when my boyfriend, Fred, would have sleepovers with me.  You used to think he was tickling me and telling me really funny jokes.  But now that he never comes around any more, you think it’s strange to hear the same sounds coming from Mommy … only louder than before. So you slip out of bed, creep up the stairs, and crack open the door just a little! You’re so confused by what you see, you gasp in innocent shock. I look over to the source of the little gasp … and see YOU, my sweet little Abie!  Well, sweetie, it looks like Mommy Crissy’s going to have to tell you my dirty little secret! Mommy Crissy just got a fun new toy, and I couldn’t wait to play with it!  It’s long and funny-shaped, it plugs in to the wall, and it puts a really big smile on Mommy’s face! Why don’t you come over and I’ll let you use it on my special Mommy parts! […]