December 31, 2014
December 29, 2014
So you had no idea I was coming home early. You had no idea that I was going to catch you today. You really didn’t think I would notice you wearing my panties? Of course I noticed. Now, you are in trouble! No, you keep those panties on. You can wear them all night over that pamper. Oh, You didn’t think I knew about that either. Oh, I did. You know you are no good at keeping secrets from me. It’s alright…. I have the perfect plan. I’m going to put this little dress on you and make you drink out of this ba-ba. I have a bib for you and tight little panty-hose to put on you so your pamper is nice and tight on your bottom. This way, when you fill up your diaper, you will definitely feel all the warmth and how soggy you made them. You get to sit in those pampers until I decide its time to change you. It may be a long, wet night for you. Then, I’m gonna dress you up in this cute little outfit. When I get done dressing you up, I am inviting all of my friends over to see you all soggy and sissified. They will all laugh at you and tell you that you look like a big baby. Maybe this will teach you to leave my panties alone. You are such a panty thief! Rachel 888.430.2010
December 15, 2014
I was waking you up for school…I wake you up for school every morning. Today, you were soaking wet and pissy when I woke you up. I told you if you did that again, there would be consequences. Well, I am a woman of my word. So, I took the scissors and cut all your pissy clothes off of you. Then, I made you get into a diaper while you were crying and sniffling. I put plastic pants on over your diaper and that was it. I started laughing as soon as you stood up and ran to your room. You looked just like the big baby that you are. I wanted everyone to see your diaper and plastic pants. I have an aunt that owns a daycare. I think its time to visit her. I make you get in the car with your bright pink plastic pants on. We get out of the car at her daycare and Aunt Sammy is waiting out front. She grabs you by your ear and pulls you inside where there is a big play pen in the middle of the toddler room. Everyone will see you as soon as parents walk in the daycare to pick up their kids. Its perfect. You are still sniffling and crying as she forces a pacifier into your mouth to shut you up. All the kids are starting to point and laugh. That will teach you to wet the bed every morning. Rachel 888.430.2010
December 1, 2014
You came into my office looking to have some cavities filled. You tell me you are uneasy with the dentist office. I offer you the deluxe package….so you will be completely relaxed. It includes a wine enema, lots of laughing gas, extra shots of pain meds, and a happy ending. Your eyes get big with excitement. I feel the need to explain. “Why do you think your best friend offered you up this referral when your teeth started to bother you? The deal is that no one is allowed to divulge the details, just pass the referral to someone who could use our amazing services.” You eagerly sign the paperwork and I take you to the back. Your hands are clammy as you hand me your pants and shoes. I can feel your excitement at what is about to take place. I strap on the gas and prepare your enema. I have never seen any of my patients leave this office dissatisfied. I start filling you up with warm wine as your eyes roll back in your head with delight. I empty my syringes into your puffy jaws and I know you will not feel whats coming next. You will just hear the drilling of the drill and feel lots of pressure. When your cavities are all drilled out and filled with hot, white fillings, there will only be one more thing left to do. That happy ending! I bet you won’t miss another visit to the dentist again. Rachel 888.430.2010