Dr. Maggy: Medical Fetish Guru

I have the Cure…

Have you heard of this? Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome (POIS)?  Seems there is a rare disorder that inflicts certain males after ejaculation – symptoms can include, but not limited to, severe fatigue, irritability, anxiety, muscle pain, flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, as well as cognitive and concentration problems.  (Hell, sounds like PMS to me, lol)

Studies have suggested that one of the causes of this would be an allergy to ones own semen (can you imagine?).  It is also suggested that those that are inflicted with this syndrome might seek out “new” sexual partners to reduce or even eliminate these symptoms, as in the Coolidge Effect (an excuse for a little “strange” if you as me).

You might be thinking by now, “oh no, Dr. Maggy, what ever can you do to relieve me of this infirmity?”

Glad you asked – first, I will administer a thorough medical examination, assisted by my Nurse Betty of course (thus feeding my medical fetish fix). Upon completion, a diagnosis of the aforementioned syndrome will be confirmed. Then finally, I will pull out my “POIS Inhibitor” (i.e. male chastity device/belt), and secure the prescribed treatment to the offending protrusion .

You see, it’s quite a simple fix; you simply will not be able to squander your sperm.  I realize that the urge to ‘spank the monkey’, ‘charm the snake’, ‘flick your bic’, ‘jerk the gherkin’, etc… is a difficult one, so I will take the ability away from you, thus removing the temptation all togther.

No need to thank me, my impulse-control challenged patient – it is my medical duty to prevent such ‘self abuse’.

“Dr. Maggy”

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